To all pirates I have but one thing to say: amateurs.
Donald R. McClarey
Ah, me hearties, I am gob struck that I forgot that Tuesday twas International Speak Like a Pirate Day! Me humble apologies! But better late than never as many a pirate captain swore as sharks arrived after he had a swab walk the plank.
Primus, a wee bit of larnin’ of how to speak proper pirate fashion: