(My dog Baby passed away during the evening of May 22-23 last week. I originally posted this at The American Catholic and I thought the dog lovers of Almost Chosen People might wish to read it.)
His Apologies
MASTER, this is Thy Servant. He is rising eight weeks old. He is mainly Head and Tummy. His legs are uncontrolled. But Thou hast forgiven his ugliness, and settled him on Thy knee . . . Art Thou content with Thy Servant? He is very comfy with Thee.
Master, behold a Sinner? He hath done grievous wrong. He hath defiled Thy Premises through being kept in too long. Wherefore his nose has been rubbed in the dirt, and his self-respect has been bruiséd. Master, pardon Thy Sinner, and see he is properly looséd.
Master — again Thy Sinner! This that was once Thy Shoe, He hath found and taken and carried aside, as fitting matter to chew. Now there is neither blacking nor tongue, and the Housemaid has us in tow. Master, remember Thy Servant is young, and tell her to let him go!
Master, extol Thy Servant! He hath met a most Worthy Foe! There has been fighting all over the Shop — and into the Shop also! Till cruel umbrellas parted the strife (or I might have been choking him yet). But Thy Servant has had the Time of his Life — and now shall we call on the vet?
Master, behold Thy Servant! Strange children came to play, And because they fought to caress him, Thy Servant wentedst away. But now that the Little Beasts have gone, he has returned to see (Brushed — with his Sunday collar on —) what they left over from tea. . . . . .
Master, pity Thy Servant! He is deaf and three parts blind, He cannot catch Thy Commandments. He cannot read Thy Mind. Oh, leave him not in his loneliness; nor make him that kitten’s scorn. He has had none other God than Thee since the year that he was born!
Lord, look down on Thy Servant! Bad things have come to pass, There is no heat in the midday sun nor health in the wayside grass. His bones are full of an old disease — his torments run and increase. Lord, make haste with Thy Lightnings and grant him a quick release!
Rudyard Kipling
My dog Baby, a terrier poodle mix, passed away over night, after a mercifully brief illness. She had been in decent health until recently. We brought her home from an animal shelter 13 years ago. She was so eager to make a good impression on us that she didn’t bark for three days! She was the companion of our children when they were young and the solace of my bride and I as our fledglings left the nest. For years I would take her for a pre-dawn stroll which she loved and was the high point of her day. I was also always the easiest touch for treats and hand outs, and she would always beg from me whenever I ate, although otherwise she was a mommy dog. I would feed her chocolate occasionally although I was warned that the black sweetness was bad for dogs. I replied that at least she would die with a smile on her snout! She was a grand dog and led a grand life, bringing us love and companionship every day that she was with us, from her first to her last. We will miss her, which is not a bad epitaph for man or beast.