Tomlinson Our Contemporary

But because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold, not hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth.

Revelations 3:16

The twenty-sixth in my ongoing series examining the poetry of Rudyard Kipling. The other posts in the series may be read here, here , here , here, here , here, here, here, here, here, here, here , here, here, here , here, here, here , here, here, here , here, here , here and here.  For a man who was not conventionally religious, it is surprising how many of Kipling’s poems deal with religious themes.  Here he deals with the fate of the soul of Tomlinson who floated through life and did almost no good and almost no ill.  He fits to the full T.S. Eliot’s hollow men and CS Lewis’s chestless men.

CS Lewis in his essay Screwtape Proposes a Toast in 1959 tells us how common this type of individual is in the modern world:

Your dreaded Principal has included in a speech full of points something like an apology for the banquet which he has set before us. Well, gentledevils, no one blames him. But it would be in vain to deny that the human souls on whose anguish we have been feasting tonight were of pretty poor quality. Not all the most skillful cookery of our tormentors could make them better than insipid.

Oh, to get one’s teeth again into a Farinata, a Henry VIII, or even a Hitler! There was real crackling there; something to crunch; a rage, an egotism, a cruelty only just less robust than our own. It put up a delicious resistance to being devoured. It warmed your inwards when you’d got it down.

Instead of this, what have we had tonight? There was a municipal authority with Graft sauce. But personally I could not detect in him the flavour of a really passionate and brutal avarice such as delighted one in the great tycoons of the last century. Was he not unmistakably a Little Man — a creature of the petty rake-off pocketed with a petty joke in private and denied with the stalest platitudes in his public utterances — a grubby little nonentity who had drifted into corruption, only just realizing that he was corrupt, and chiefly because everyone else did it? Then there was the lukewarm Casserole of Adulterers. Could you find in it any trace of a fully inflamed, defiant, rebellious, insatiable lust? I couldn’t. They all tasted to me like undersexed morons who had blundered or trickled into the wrong beds in automatic response to sexy advertisements, or to make themselves feel modern and emancipated, or to reassure themselves about their virility or their “normalcy,” or even because they had nothing else to do. Frankly, to me who have tasted Messalina and Cassanova, they were nauseating. The Trade Unionist stuffed with sedition was perhaps a shade better. He had done some real harm. He had, not quite unknowingly, worked for bloodshed, famine, and the extinction of liberty. Yes, in a way. But what a way! He thought of those ultimate objectives so little. Toeing the party line, self-importance, and above all mere routine, were what really dominated his life.

But now comes the point. Gastronomically, all this is deplorable. But I hope none of us puts gastronomy first. Is it not, in another and far more serious way, full of hope and promise?

Consider, first, the mere quantity. The quality may be wretched; but we never had souls (of a sort) in more abundance.

And then the triumph. We are tempted to say that such souls — or such residual puddles of what once was soul — are hardly worth damning. Yes, but the Enemy (for whatever inscrutable and perverse reason) thought them worth trying to save. Believe me, He did. You youngsters who have not yet been on active duty have no idea with what labour, with what delicate skill, each of these miserable creatures was finally captured.

The difficulty lay in their very smallness and flabbiness. Here were vermin so muddled in mind, so passively responsive to environment, that it was very hard to raise them to that level of clarity and deliberateness at which mortal sin becomes possible. To raise them just enough; but not that fatal millimetre of “too much.” For then, of course, all would possibly have been lost. They might have seen; they might have repented. On the other hand, if they had been raised too little, they would very possibly have qualified for Limbo, as creatures suitable neither for Heaven nor for Hell; things that, having failed to make the grade, are allowed to sink into a more or less contented subhumanity forever.

Kipling wrote Tomlinson in 1891 and unfortunately his Tomlinson was a forerunner of a type all too common today.  God did not bring us into this world so we could spend our days in indifference and ennui, wasting both our time and our lives.  The poem has a comedic tone, but I have always regarded it as perhaps Kipling’s most damning indictment of his time and ours.

Now Tomlinson gave up the ghost in his house in Berkeley Square,

And a Spirit came to his bedside and gripped him by the hair —

A Spirit gripped him by the hair and carried him far away,

Till he heard as the roar of a rain-fed ford the roar of the Milky Way:

Till he heard the roar of the Milky Way die down and drone and cease,

And they came to the Gate within the Wall where Peter holds the keys.

“Stand up, stand up now, Tomlinson, and answer loud and high

The good that ye did for the sake of men or ever ye came to die —

The good that ye did for the sake of men in little earth so lone!”

And the naked soul of Tomlinson grew white as a rain-washed bone.

“O I have a friend on earth,” he said, “that was my priest and guide,

And well would he answer all for me if he were by my side.”

— “For that ye strove in neighbour-love it shall be written fair,

But now ye wait at Heaven’s Gate and not in Berkeley Square:

Though we called your friend from his bed this night,

  he could not speak for you,

For the race is run by one and one and never by two and two.”

Then Tomlinson looked up and down, and little gain was there,

For the naked stars grinned overhead, and he saw that his soul was bare:

The Wind that blows between the worlds, it cut him like a knife,

And Tomlinson took up his tale and spoke of his good in life.

“This I have read in a book,” he said, “and that was told to me,

And this I have thought that another man thought of a Prince in Muscovy.”

The good souls flocked like homing doves and bade him clear the path,

And Peter twirled the jangling keys in weariness and wrath.

“Ye have read, ye have heard, ye have thought,” he said,

  “and the tale is yet to run:

By the worth of the body that once ye had, give answer — what ha’ ye done?”

Then Tomlinson looked back and forth, and little good it bore,

For the Darkness stayed at his shoulder-blade and Heaven’s Gate before: —

“O this I have felt, and this I have guessed, and this I have heard men say,

And this they wrote that another man wrote of a carl in Norroway.”

— “Ye have read, ye have felt, ye have guessed, good lack!

  Ye have hampered Heaven’s Gate;

There’s little room between the stars in idleness to prate!

O none may reach by hired speech of neighbour, priest, and kin

Through borrowed deed to God’s good meed that lies so fair within;

Get hence, get hence to the Lord of Wrong, for doom has yet to run,

And. . .the faith that ye share with Berkeley Square uphold you, Tomlinson!”


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The Spirit gripped him by the hair, and sun by sun they fell

Till they came to the belt of Naughty Stars that rim the mouth of Hell:

The first are red with pride and wrath, the next are white with pain,

But the third are black with clinkered sin that cannot burn again:

They may hold their path, they may leave their path,

  with never a soul to mark,

They may burn or freeze, but they must not cease

  in the Scorn of the Outer Dark.

The Wind that blows between the worlds, it nipped him to the bone,

And he yearned to the flare of Hell-Gate

  there as the light of his own hearth-stone.

The Devil he sat behind the bars, where the desperate legions drew,

But he caught the hasting Tomlinson and would not let him through.

“Wot ye the price of good pit-coal that I must pay?” said he,

“That ye rank yoursel’ so fit for Hell and ask no leave of me?

I am all o’er-sib to Adam’s breed that ye should give me scorn,

For I strove with God for your First Father the day that he was born.

Sit down, sit down upon the slag, and answer loud and high

The harm that ye did to the Sons of Men or ever you came to die.”

And Tomlinson looked up and up, and saw against the night

The belly of a tortured star blood-red in Hell-Mouth light;

And Tomlinson looked down and down, and saw beneath his feet

The frontlet of a tortured star milk-white in Hell-Mouth heat.

“O I had a love on earth,” said he, “that kissed me to my fall,

And if ye would call my love to me I know she would answer all.”

— “All that ye did in love forbid it shall be written fair,

But now ye wait at Hell-Mouth Gate and not in Berkeley Square:

Though we whistled your love from her bed to-night, I trow she would not run,

For the sin ye do by two and two ye must pay for one by one!”

The Wind that blows between the worlds, it cut him like a knife,

And Tomlinson took up the tale and spoke of his sin in life: —

“Once I ha’ laughed at the power of Love and twice at the grip of the Grave,

And thrice I ha’ patted my God on the head that men might call me brave.”

The Devil he blew on a brandered soul and set it aside to cool: —

“Do ye think I would waste my good pit-coal on the hide of a brain-sick fool?

I see no worth in the hobnailed mirth or the jolthead jest ye did

That I should waken my gentlemen that are sleeping three on a grid.”

Then Tomlinson looked back and forth, and there was little grace,

For Hell-Gate filled the houseless Soul with the Fear of Naked Space.

“Nay, this I ha’ heard,” quo’  Tomlinson, “and this was noised abroad,

And this I ha’ got from a Belgian book on the word of a dead French lord.”

— “Ye ha’ heard, ye ha’ read, ye ha’ got, good lack!

  and the tale begins afresh —

Have ye sinned one sin for the pride o’ the eye

  or the sinful lust of the flesh?”

Then Tomlinson he gripped the bars and yammered, “Let me in —

For I mind that I borrowed my neighbour’s wife to sin the deadly sin.”

The Devil he grinned behind the bars, and banked the fires high:

“Did ye read of that sin in a book?” said he; and Tomlinson said, “Ay!”

The Devil he blew upon his nails, and the little devils ran,

And he said: “Go husk this whimpering thief that comes in the guise of a man:

Winnow him out ‘twixt star and star, and sieve his proper worth:

There’s sore decline in Adam’s line if this be spawn of earth.”

Empusa’s crew, so naked-new they may not face the fire,

But weep that they bin too small to sin to the height of their desire,

Over the coal they chased the Soul, and racked it all abroad,

As children rifle a caddis-case or the raven’s foolish hoard.

And back they came with the tattered Thing, as children after play,

And they said:  “The soul that he got from God he has bartered clean away.

We have threshed a stook of print and book, and winnowed a chattering wind

And many a soul wherefrom he stole, but his we cannot find:

We have handled him, we have dandled him, we have seared him to the bone,

And sure if tooth and nail show truth he has no soul of his own.”

The Devil he bowed his head on his breast and rumbled deep and low: —

“I’m all o’er-sib to Adam’s breed that I should bid him go.

Yet close we lie, and deep we lie, and if I gave him place,

My gentlemen that are so proud would flout me to my face;

They’d call my house a common stews and me a careless host,

And — I would not anger my gentlemen for the sake of a shiftless ghost.”

The Devil he looked at the mangled Soul that prayed to feel the flame,

And he thought of Holy Charity, but he thought of his own good name: —

“Now ye could haste my coal to waste, and sit ye down to fry:

Did ye think of that theft for yourself?” said he; and Tomlinson said, “Ay!”

The Devil he blew an outward breath, for his heart was free from care: —

“Ye have scarce the soul of a louse,” he said,

  “but the roots of sin are there,

And for that sin should ye come in were I the lord alone.

But sinful pride has rule inside — and mightier than my own.

Honour and Wit, fore-damned they sit, to each his priest and whore:

Nay, scarce I dare myself go there, and you they’d torture sore.

Ye are neither spirit nor spirk,” he said; “ye are neither book nor brute —

Go, get ye back to the flesh again for the sake of Man’s repute.

I’m all o’er-sib to Adam’s breed that I should mock your pain,

But look that ye win to worthier sin ere ye come back again.

Get hence, the hearse is at your door — the grim black stallions wait —

They bear your clay to place to-day.  Speed, lest ye come too late!

Go back to Earth with a lip unsealed — go back with an open eye,

And carry my word to the Sons of Men or ever ye come to die:

That the sin they do by two and two they must pay for one by one —

And. . .the God that you took from a printed book be with you, Tomlinson!”       

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