Off topic, but we here at Almost Chosen People always want to look out for the well-being of our readers, and thus we pass along the above video which is full of useful tips about beating off Zombie attacks during the holidays.
How much useful information can be found on the internet! One word of caution however. In my experience those who overindulge, either in food or drink, can often make sounds like zombies, so only shoot if you can ascertain that the target is a zombie. (Yes, sadly, that does go for relatives who seem to specialize in letting their inner lout come out this time of year.)
A handy tip for recognizing zombies, courtesy of the late Bob Hope: